...It has taken me a while to get up enough guts to talk about this to other people than close friends & family. But I have finally decided that I needed to get it off my chest and out into the Blogging World.
...Here goes nothing...
...Well when I spoke in Sacrament Meeting on Mother's Day I had something very disturbing happen to me. (Well I thought it was a little strange) After I talked and was listening to the last speaker, I happened to glance out into the congregation and noticed a Sister and her son intently staring at me. She would glance up at me and then glance down again at a paper in her lap.Then her son would point to the paper and then up at me. She was sitting on the very front row so it was hard for me not to see them. This went on for a while and not wanting to stare and be rude I tried to ignore it and put it out of my mind. After Sacrament Meeting was over, I kept thinking how weird it was and wondering what they were doing?!
...I soon found out...
...After church we went over to my parents house and were greeted at the door by my little brother Wes laughing and holding a piece of paper. He was laughing so hard that he was about to pee his pants. Then he quoted a classic line from O so famous Napoleon Dynamite, "It took me like 3 hours to do the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done!"
I looked at the paper and she had drawn a picture of me! That's not the bad part...she drew me with a UNI-BROW! I don't have a UNI-BROW! The picture did not look a thing like me! She gave it to my mom for a keepsake?! My mom being the funny lady that she is hung it on the fridge! She has since thrown it away knowing how bad it creeps me out! All I could think about was this...
What's the BIG DEAL you say? The son pointing things out. He creeps me out to began with! I just get a strange vibe from him! Not the good strange either(if there is such a thing as good strange?)! A drawing from a little 2 year old... I would have been flattered, but a 40 something year old Lady?! Not so much!
So next time you talk in church...
BEWARE OF THE DRAWERS!!
They are out there and they are coming to your ward next!
